Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-10-2013
[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] DISNEY MAKING ANOTHER LIVE-ACTION THE JUNGLE BOOK. IN THE JUNGLE THERE IS NO LAW. EXCEPT R.O.T.O.R.’S LAW. OBEY THE LAW, ELEPHANT, OR YOU WILL BE EXECUTED. VIN DIESEL...
View ArticleToday’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 11-6-2013
[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] AFTER YESTERDAY’S LAKE PLACID VS. ANACONDA ANNOUNCEMENT TURD BOMB, R.O.T.O.R. HAS NOW RECEIVED WORD THAT A BIGFOOT VS. WEREWOLVES MOVIE WILL BE MADE, WHICH SOUNDS...
View ArticleToday’s Headlines presented by Killer Gene Shalit! 2-17-2014
R.O.T.O.R. is still out executing hookers as part of his Valentine’s Day tradition, so Killer Gene Shalit will continue to fill in! Marty McFly’s future Nikes with power laces may be a reality next...
View ArticleToday’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-7-2014
[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] SAM RAIMI WILL PRODUCE A MOVIE BASED ON THE POPULAR PLAYSTATION 3 VIDEO-GAME THE LAST OF US, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. HAS NOT PLAYED BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. RUNS ON ATARI 2600...
View ArticleToday’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-21-2014
[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] ANDY SERKIS IS GOING TO DIRECT THE OTHER JUNGLE BOOK MOVIE, AND WILL POSSIBLY STAR AS GOLLUM ONCE AGAIN. BOTH THE WOLVERINE 2 AND THE FANTASTIC FOUR 2 WILL COME OUT IN...
View ArticleHome Video Alert: The Jungle Book
The Jungle Book (2016) New on home video today is The Jungle Book which is about a mysterious book that when opened a bunch of jungle shit happens like monkeys and panthers jumping out of the pages and...
View ArticleParental Guidance Suggestion: Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (2017) Synopsis: Story of girl meets beast, beast kidnaps girl, girl falls for beast, beast falls for girl, another boy tries to kill beast, beast almost dies until a spell is...
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